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Show FOOD FOR THOUGHT by B-3 I once knew a man who was known by his protruding nose, receding re-ceding chin, and his terrible stinginess. stingi-ness. If insurance companies would issue is-sue policies for the loss of character they would do an enormous business. busi-ness. Why do the ossifications of a stygian complexioned Ethiopian seem more radiant than the ossifications ossifi-cations of an ordinary caucasion? Should a laundrv man be charged with murder because he starched a collar so stiff that it cut the wearer's throat? When lumber is scarce .some people peo-ple are in danger and should pull in their heads. Sometimes gossip is the direct cause of the tonsils backfiring. To hear some folk talk one woula naturally, think that their adenoids had come unbundled. To insure successful living grace, grit and gumption .should be uses every day. |