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Show JMMIIGILLICAI, (CopyriBht) H EAD-ON-TH E-H AN D PICTURE. When he had his picture taken with his head upon hts bnd. We were good and proud o Billy he was looking something grand! He had started in to college and wajp tagged for father's frat. Or some other great achievement quite as wonderful as that. So we were Impressed with Billy aad were proud to beat the band. When he had his picture taken with his head upon his hand. That is, all we kids felt that war. Father seemed to like it less. For he said. "Good Lord!" when shown it, and he seemed In deep distress. dis-tress. Mother grinned a bit and giggled, and somehow it wasn't joy Of the kind we had expected, for the honor of her boy. And she said, "Remember, fatherT" "Tee." he said. "I cannot stand To recall MY picture taken with my head upon my hand!" About Advertising. Advertising Is what nothing waj ever sold without If a loaf of bread Is sold to tramp who managed to glom onto a Jitney, It had been advertised by the tramp's hunger and by somebody who told the "bo" where the bakery was. Or by the window of the bakery Itself. It-self. There Isn't a human being who doesn't believe In advertising. If lie really doesn't, he had better commit suicide. And that will give liim a lot of publicity pub-licity that nobody can cash In on. The man who claims not to believe in advertising Is a well, let somebody some-body else say It. This boob Is anxious for everybody to tell other people that his place is a good one to trade. Hut he won't give the advertiser anything for telling the other folks. lie Is a somethlng-for-nothlng tightwad. tight-wad. The man who puts on good clothes advertises his own respectability, and expects results in the shape of the respect of others. The man who dresses poorly because be-cause of necessity or purposely, advertises ad-vertises his poverty and expects re-milts re-milts In other people's help or poor tempt. In fart, every honest person wants advertising. Only dishonest people are afraid ot It, and they get It anyway. FINNIGIN FILOSOFY Ivery -man that don't own annything 'mtilf It sthronf fr govor'mint ownership av ivery-thing. |