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Show NOBODY KNOWS Absolute knowledge have I none. But my aunt's washerwoman's sister's sis-ter's son Heard a policeman on his beat Say to a laborer on the street. I That he had a letter just last week Written in the finest Greek, From a Chinese coolie in Timbuctoo, Who got it straight from a circus Of a colored man in a Texas town Who got it straight from a circus clown, That a man in Klondike had the news From a gang of South American Jews About somebody in Borneo Who heard a man who claimed to know Of a swell female society fake Whose mother-in-law will undertake To prove that her husband's sister's niece Has stated in a printed piece That she has a son who has a friend Who knows when the war is going to end. The Graphic. |