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Show AN INVETERATE SMOKER. A Liberty paper tells this story on one of its "best citizens" who is an inveterate in-veterate smoker, lie was to be married mar-ried recently and asked his bosom friend to lie his best man. The friend went to the preacher for instructions about just what to do. "Oh," said the preacher, "the last thing before I begin the marriage ceremony, you just take his pipe from his mouth ami see that it is all filled and ready to light again Just the minute the ceremony is ended." Kansas City Times. |