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Show BARBS... by B aukha se Suicides dropped during the war. You can't compete with Mars. Six million pianos out of tune, says an official of the piano manufacturers' manu-facturers' association. Ten thousand thou-sand piano-tuners will be kept busy for years fixing them up. Maybe that will solve some of our future troubles when the next inflation bubble bub-ble bursts. Jack Spratt eats too much fat, I his wife eats too much lean and so ' between the two of them the rest of the world starves. "Taking over" mines and rail- J roads doesn't end strikes. It's true there are no strikes in Russia bu I they have a Gestapo and a hand; Siberia, neither cf which American! care for. I |