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Show And of All Things Hitched to a Milk Cart ! It was early morning. Driving home from a party was a young chap somewhat the worse for liquor, liq-uor, steering a course that would have puzzled a snake to follow. Round the corner came a milk cart, the driver of which did all he could to get out of the drunk's way, swerving from side to side. For a moment the car wavered, then it stopped abruptly. Out sprang the tipsy fellow. Looking up at the other driver with a look of tremendous dignity, he demanded: "Hi, you! Wash the idea of you driving that intochicated horse, huh?" |