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Show TROUBLE AHEAD An old waiter of a club said to a new waiter: "Do you see that old buffer who has just sat down? He's got a brother and they're as alike as two peas, dress alike and everything. every-thing. Only this one is as deaf as a post. Watch for some fun." 1 The old waiter then approached the man and said in an ordinary voice, much to the amusement of the new waiter: "Well, pieface, what do you want in your nosebag today?" j "I'll have a mutton chop," said j the diner, "and, by the way, it is my 1 brother who is very deaf." ' ; 1 |