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Show Ruminatin $ Roundabout j In which Uuminator proposes to droam a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy ttum. and fire a hot-shot now ami then while said Ruminat-or Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Twice this month American citizens citi-zens will have had the opportunity to do what Hitler would love to do: Carve Turkey! In the near future men will eat baked beans and say, "Ah, dear, these are just like mother used to open". First Collegiate: "She isn't good looking; she's a terrible dancer; she plays bridge best when she's dummy; her figure would please only Barnum; in fact she's a terrible ter-rible mess, but she's my girl and 1 love her!" Second Collegiate: "My girl isn't exactly a pauper, either!" M |