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Show To Be Exact A big scientist happened to mention men-tion somethin' about the Ozark mountains bein' fifteen billion years old. Aunt Judy spoke up and says, "I beg your pardon, Professor, the Ozark mountains are fifteen billion and twenty-six years old." The scientist was so surprised that she could have such accurate knowledge and he says: "How do you arrive at those figures?" and Aunt Judy says "Well, it was twenty-six years ago when I was going to school that I read they were fifteen billion years old then." Chicago Daily News. |