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Show Ruminatin $ Roundabout f In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and f're a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. A certain man in Milford suggests sug-gests that before starting any new trouble, look around "and see if there isn't enough of the old already in the world. A soprano soloist in Chicago,, engaged to sing at a funeral, decided de-cided to do a bit of shopping before the service. Reaching the church just on time, she caught an usher, handed him a box containing her purchase, and asked: "Will you take care of this for me?" He nodded solemnly. When she rose to sing, she saw atop the casket her new spring hat, a mass of violets and hyacinths. hya-cinths. V |