OCR Text |
Show Theirs but to Do Two English boys who were pals joined the army together and, like so many others, were finding it difficult to understand what the drill instructor barked at them. IVhen the instructor gave an extra-involved order, A1J whispered: ""Ere, Bill, what did 'e say?" 44 Ain't got the least idea," replied Bill, "but we've got to do it." Right Bait "You must have used a lot of. patience to catch so many fish." "No worms." A millionaire says it's easy to , get rich if yon spend less than you make. I'd rather make more than I spend. Greater Field " Jiear your son is to be m dentist. You said recently that he was to be an: ear specialist." "Yes, he wanted to be, but I persuad-ed persuad-ed him that a man has 32 teeth and only 2 ears." V Same Method "I caught my husband flirting." '. "That's how I got mine, too." As He Saw It "How does my dress look?" "It looks to me like three weeks' wages." - |