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Show , Ruminatin M Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to cream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminst or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Mrs. W. A. White was in from Nada last week and called at The News office. From what she says of the condition of the road over which they have to travel to reach Milford, it is nothing short of an imposition to expect them to come to Milford to do their trading or for any other purpose, for thaL matter. with only a small frac-' frac-' tion of Iron county people living in the west part of that county, Iron county officials keep their part of this road up in pretty fair shape while Beaver county appears to take no cognizance that the road or taxpayers either, for that matter mat-ter are even there. In court at Yuma, Arizona, Justice Jus-tice of the Peace Earl A. Freeman fined his wife $10 for speeding, and she forked over a bill covering the amount. "Is this my or your $10?" the judge asked. Mrs. Freeman Free-man replied, "It's yours, dear, and I'll get another one tonight." "Yes", said a newlywed to her maid, "I do hate to have my husband hus-band kiss me after he comes from the barbers. I do so detest the odor of brilliantine on his mustache." mus-tache." "Do you, really, ma'am?" replied the maid. "I rather like it." |