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Show Ruminatin M Roundabout 1 In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bou-.quets bou-.quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. For the last four or five weeks we had intended commending the Union Pacific for leaving alight all night the large platform light located near the mailbox. This thoughtfulness has no doubt saved many a barked shin and what have you what with the rough ice and other obstructions which must be negotiated before the safety of the platform is gained. You see, we wanted to be sure and get the company complimented for this before they changed their mind and relegated this spot to darkness Which we hope is not ever again! . . Modern girls have two weaknesses. weak-nesses. The first is that the seams in their stockings are always twisted and the other is that they are invariably looking over a fellow's fel-low's shoulder for the next man. iw |