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Show Hhm I New Excuse Policeman How did the accident acci-dent happen? Motorist My wife fell asleep in the back seat. Kastus was bemoanin? his wife's laziness to his friend. "She's so lazy," he said, "dat she done put popcorn in de pancakes so thev'll flop over bv dem-selves. dem-selves. Homage "When Robinson returned from abroad he fell on his face and kissed the ground of his native town?" "Emotion?" "No; banana skin!" In Reverse Office Boy Sorry, madam, but Mr. Snifkins has gone to lunch with his wife. The Wife O I Well . . tcU Mr. Snifkins his typist called. Ask Dad Little Billy, aged four, was being be-ing shown the shape of the earth on the globe atlas by his mother. After pointing to all the countries with their peculiar shapes,- she asked: "Now, Billy, what shape is the world?" "Terrible, Dad says," responded re-sponded Billy, looking very wise. |