Milford News | 1937-12-02 | Page 8 | Life's Little Jests

o I LIFE'S I LITTLE jft JESTS ! CELEBRATION The preacher was giving his congregation con-gregation a heated sermon on drinking. drink-ing. "If I had every drop of liquor In : this town. I'd dump it in the river." I After a few more comments he stated, even louder: "Lf I had every drop of liquor in the state I'd dump ! it in the river." He ended his sermon, ser-mon, shouting: "If I had every drop ' i of liquor in the United States I'd ! dump it in the river." ; Then he called for a song. The choir director made the fol- i lowing request: "The congregation will please stand while we sing i 'Shall We Gather at the River.' "