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Show i QUESTION BOX By ED WYNH . . . The Perfect Foe! Dear Mr. Wynn : I have just arrived iu this country my first visit here since 1903. Kindly tell me: When the prohibition law was passed was it a big surprise to the people? Truly yours, C. CAPTAIN. Answer: I'll tell the cock-eyed world It was a surprise to the people. In fact, it took most of the people's breath away. roir v Wvnn In our town there is a burglar who is causing considerable trouble as well as curiosity. The police can't catch him. The report is that' he travels around absolutely nude. What I want to know is this: What shall I do if some night I find the robber in my house and he is really naked? Yours truly,. D. TECTIVE. Answer: Cover him with your revolver. re-volver. Dear Mr. Wynn : Do you think it is possible to go 20 miles on a gallon? Yours truly, OTTO MOBEEL. Answer: With the kind of stuff you get today some folks get to heaven on a quart. Dear Mr. Wynn : I'm the fellow you hollered at last night in the automobile. I was in a hurry so could not stop to help you. I saw you and your wife slip and fall and also saw the lamp post fall over on top of you both. Sorry I couldn't stop to help you. How did you get out of your trouble? Yours truly, I. AUTO STOPPED. Answer: We didn't slip. It was the |