Show I RIDDLES j When is a cat not a cat? When a kitten. 1 . . i What turns without moving? Milk ' turns sour. j I Name a preacher flower? Jack-In-'; the-pulpit. j ! What gives more milk than a cow? A milk wagon. i What is always behind time? The i back of a clock. i Why does a calf wag his tail? Be- '. cause he wants to. When is a chair like a lady's dress? When it is sat In (satin). Why do we go to bed? Because the bed won't come to us. What's the difference between a man in jail and a forest fire? It takes awhile to get both out. Why is "O" the dirtiest letter of lie alphabet? Eecause it was put twice in snot and once In oil. |