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Show RANDOM THOUGHTS One way to solve the problem of used cars is to use them. A good title for a night club romance rom-ance would be: "Nights and Daze," A husband beat his wife because she reached for a cigarette. Jnst wasn't lucky. When a man Is said to have an Inferiority In-feriority complex It means that he refuses re-fuses to inflate his value. A telephone operator may not get the right number for a cranky man. but she has his number all right The reason we don't hear so much of the happy marriages Is because they don't get the newspaper advertising. Headline In an ad shrieks: "Easy to Make $50 a Day I" It's easy for the advertiser If you're sucker enough to believe it Walter Wlnchell says that In some swell Broadway joinfs eggs cost $2,150 an order. That's even better than the old shell game. The old-fashioned parents used to save money. Instead of sending their daughters to the seashore to get tanned they did it for them In the woodshed. |