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Show A Real Lemon. "Talk about a lemon," said a newly engaged man, as ho rubbed his hands wildly through his hnlr. "I thought I was on tho wrong track when I asked a girl to marry mo. Hut sho accepted all right and I gao her an engagement ring. "imagine how I felt when I called to tako her to tho theater last night and sho greeted mo In a hat trimmed with lemons. I almost fainted at tho sight, but apparently sho didn't notlco my embarrassment, for sho smiled sweetly sweet-ly nnd asked mo how I liked them. And now I'm wondering whether It's all off and whether I'll get back tho ring." |