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Show i.h.ii I ELECTRIC 8PARK8. Tho Chicago- llccord-Horald nomln-tes nomln-tes Chancellor Day na tho personal d visor of thu Oaokwar of Darodn. Vhat has tliut paper cot aglnst tho laokws.3 im't It nbout timo tnat tho prcsl-lent prcsl-lent re hearing from Hnrrlman iow he Is getting nloiiK with damming up the Colorado Illvor, which has .uoiil danin'il tho country. Wo are expecting the defenso In he Thaw trial to movo that the Jury jo iIiiiwii from tho Insano asylum, in the theory that a man must bo tried hj a Jury of his poors. A Minnesota woman shot five limes it a burglar and hit her plato glass ailrror every time. Of course, she hod to look Into tho mirror to see If her pistol was held straight. If senator Kornker only know It the negro Is a good dcnl moro concerned con-cerned with holding oMlco, limn ho Is with upholding tho Itrownsvlllo negroes ne-groes News Hem -Senator Ualloy did not cull nnybody n liar today. The Houston Post calls tho cuso against llullcy an epidemic of "ni-mortl.-.m It Is also tho Inflamatory kind lialever our theories nbout tin-written tin-written law, there nro somo ports of the Thaw case, lhal would have been better unwritten. NUiirngiin and Honduras both seem more aTralil or tho big stick than ot emit other The examination ofthoseneg ro riot-era riot-era will help tho northern people to understand the diniculty southern courts have In gutting at tho truth. Tho decision of tho N. Y.t Supreme court that a streetcar transfer must bo Issued on n transfer, will enable a man to hold onto a strap all day for n nickel. ' Somo people won't understand what tho Thaw trial Is for, unloss tho whole tnttlo of the Tenderloin can be brought out. Of course It wns u I'lttsburg man who discovered a sunspot 188,000 miles long, so you must mako allowance allow-ance for Ids glasses. Since tho (-ongroscmeii raised their own salaries, you can't convince thorn that the country Isn't getting along nil right. The sun Is now suffering from blistering blis-tering spots: hut wait until July, tlivn he will do tho blistering. Senator Albert J. Hovoridgo has got into print again. This timo It was 3011 pugos of the Congressional Hoc ord. "WlilBky Is nil right in Its phico." said Carrie Nation. And if wo Judge by her actions, Carrlo thinks that plpco Is In, tho gutter. Tho oftonor Mr. Jeromo loses his temper, tho moro certain ho Is to lose tho case. |