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Show By the Way. To the puro nil things nrc pure, except ex-cept canned beef. Thero'fl no place, llko home when, tho club ls clqsed. Some men arc so deceitful they laugh at their own Jokes. Many a man would llko to trade a. good scheme for a squaro meal. Tho patent medicine always helps tho man who sells his testimonial. Don't kick a man when he's down. Ho may havo a brick in bis pocket. if you ennnot forglvo your enemies, try it on somo of your fool friends. Somehow It always makes a man philosophical to visit a churchyard. Tho real meaning of tho word 'hero" Is: "A sincere man." Alas! How tow heroes there aro nowadays! Men do not need chnrlty so much as-tho as-tho opportunity to dlspecso with charity. char-ity. Dowle once rcforrod to Wall street operators as a "gang of CnpL Kldds." Shall not oven tho grave bo sacred against slander? Every man, llko every ploco ot pot-'tery, pot-'tery, has his tost. If be rings true, ho hns withstood it; If not, he ls r mero bit ot ugly clay. A Detroit paper tells of a man that burns off his whlskors Instead of shaving. shav-ing. Samo man that used to drivo 'oni In, undoubtedly. Snndpnpor Is good, too. You may not get all that Is cominjt to you In this world, but tho knowl- edgo that you hnvo It coming may not glvo you nn entirely happy passport Into tho noxt. A llttlo girl friend of mlno. after gazing with wonder nt a day old calf, rushed homo to her mother with (h cry: "Oh, mamma, thero's tho cutest llttlo calf out at tho barn, and ho' lust hatched!" Tho Ram's Horn says laughter lengthens our lives and shortens ovory day. Vote for Undo Ily for prosldont nn tho ChrlstmnB Prosont ticket nnd ho will mako llfo ono continual Joke for overybody. An authority says fully half the proposals pro-posals nro lo while tho partloa nro "out drlvlui If this bo truo, Mi automobile lt no friend of Cupid, nnd by supplanting t'no horse Is driving our lovers to taking tho fatal plungo in unknown nnd imrdmantlo places. Surely no man would try to propose and run an automobile at the came tlmo. |