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Show HOW TO MANAGE A WIFE. Some Suggestions Which Are Said to Be of Value. A great mnny methods hnvo boen suggested ns to the best way Ui man-ngo man-ngo n husband, but up to dato no one has thought It best to guide tho poor husband. Tlio following will therefore there-fore bo found tho host wny to manage man-age u wife. It hns never beon known to fall. Never contradict her. You nro right of course nine times nut of ton, and sho knows It. but to tell her u makos her nlways unmnnngeablo. Never opKso her. Whon Bho buk gostK that In tlio nbsonco of the cook you get up nnd light the fire do so nt onco, willingly nnd cheorfully. If sho wishes you to wnlk tho floor with tho baby obey with alacrity. Never deny her. Possibly sho will oxceod her nllownneo, but this is always al-ways your fault, ' cuuso you nro not mnn enough to support her. Never bo cross. Whon you com homo at night, hnvlng failed onco or twice during tho day. or boen Insulted by a total stranger, or with a largo, powerful pain In jour stomach, laugh It off, and concenl your real feelings. Novor tell her tho truth. When sho asks how you like her now hat. swenr that It Is tho greatest thing for the money jou over saw. When she shows you her new gown, bo lost In nilmlrntlon. Whon sho Is cross and Irritable, tell hor she Is un ungol. Novor dlsagroo with hor. Wheo she suggests thnt you havo a cold anr ncod a hot mustard plaster, grin and boar It. Whun she tells you sho need? n change, toll her you aro glad she montlnnod It. Never Interrupt hor. This is the only way to mnnngo a wlfa. Tom Mamum in nuw York Her aid. |