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Show speed you'll meet reverses. That Gene Sullivan has lost none of his former oratical power.' pow-er.' , I Did It Ever Occur to You That lawyers are pretty good at keeping out of jail. That the Utah Copper Reed and Brass Band is going to be one of the leading attractions of the camp. That when a girl declares she wouldn't marry the best man on earth it doesn't mean anything, the best man in the world is already married. That some of the boys who spent their Fourth at Salt" Lake wished they had stayed at home. That sometimes a safety pin is a subject of grave responsibility. responsi-bility. That "Shady Rest" gets more popular every year with Bing-hamites. Bing-hamites. f That Wells Grocerteria carries car-ries one of the best stocks of aluminium supplies that was ever seen in this camp. That there is a kick still if a man keeps sober. That Judge E. E. Dudley's oratory on a Fourth is always pleasing. That the newspaper headline head-line of "Rum-Runners" is very prevalent these days. That when it is spread on pretty thick it looks like warpaint. war-paint. That it seemed a few weeks ago we never would get summer, sum-mer, now it has come with a vengeance. That the mothers of Utah appreciated ap-preciated the fact that "Utah's best crop" was worthy of any investigation made by the President. Presi-dent. That some of the boys wish they were passengers on the boats that are dispensing their "wet" supplies free of charge, ere reaching New York. That truth is stranger than fiction when a well-known liar tells it. That this is a great country, you can get a million opinions on any subject and are still permitted per-mitted to have your own. That man is as old as he feels when he crawls out of bed in the morning for comparative purposes, note the spirit of hilarity when the children get up. That everybody can't sing the Star-Spangled Banner, but a man with one arm can wave it. That the fish at "Shady Rest" are still awaiting the arrival ar-rival of Frank and his wife. That if you put on too much |
