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Show What Did They Mean? On Christmas morulng the chlldrei of the house were spreading out th toys that Santa had put In their stock lngs. "Father," said Willie, "I wish I ha got a dictionary In my stocking ai well as these toys." "Why," what did you want tha' for?" "So that I could find out the mean lng of words I heard Santa Claus saj when 1 stepped on the tucks I spread on the carpet iasc night." Double Correction. Mrs. Newrlch (to small son) James, have you whispered todnj without permission? Jntues Only wunst. Mrs. Newrlch (to nurse) Jane should James have said "wunst"? Jane No, ma'am, he should havi said twlct. London Answers. Moan Thing! Miss Olde I fainted dead away last night. Miss Keen Who proposed? Chnrlty work always has to be care, ful against spending too much money In organisation. Charity covers a multitude of slnf and a circus tent covers a niultltndi of sinners. |