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Show Clear Case. "I don't take prohibition cases," said the lnwyer. "But I'm an Innocent man, I tell you. I'm charged with having liquor In my possession, but I'm the person who called up the police department and stated that I had found twenty-four twenty-four quarts of Scotch burled ln mj; backyard." "You say you called up the police and let tlem carry off that Scotch when you might have concealed It In a hundred different places and defied the true owner to get possession of It?" "Certainly." "Well, you must be Innocent Til engage to defend you." Birmingham Age-Herald. The Reason. At a football game an old gentleman was watching from the grand stand, and nt the end of the first half he pulled a bulky cigar case from his pocket and, turning to an enthusiast sitting beside him, asked:- "Do you smoke?" The enthusiast, expecting a nlcs cigar, promptly replied: "Yes." "Ah ! Then you don't mind my smok ing?" smilingly replied the old gentleman. gentle-man. Plnln spoken folks, every llttla while, run up against a human sword-fish. sword-fish. Act so In the present that you need not fear the future. |