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Show Not Guilty. "Hey, you big busher!" yelled an excited fan as the pitcher of the home team issued his fourth successive base on balls, forcing a runner across the plate. "Where did you learn to pitch? In a correspondence school?" If the pitcher heard, he made no sign, but another spectator sitting near the excited one administered a stinging -rebuke. "You " talk like a fish," he said scornfully. "What makes you think that dub ever learned to pitch anywhere?" any-where?" Mean Disposition. "Before engaging rooms in your house," said the bachelor, "1 want to know if there are any families with crying babies staying here." "I'm afraid there is," replied the landlady; "but we " "Well, I was just going to say," continued con-tinued the other, "that if there are, I want yci to put me in the room next to their. I want to wake up in the night and hear their trouble, so that I can congratulate myself again that I'm not married." Tired of Him. He I always pay as I go. She (yawning) I don't think you'll ever become a bankrupt. Judge. They All Do. Jinks I'm taking it easy now. Blinks Out of a job? Jinks No; got a political job. |