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Show Island of Oahu, Hawaii, has- J27 miles of railway. ' Drink Denison's Coffee. Always pure and delicious. A father likes it, but a mother always al-ways resents It when her son Is called. "Bill" instead of "William." - i Unmasked.. Him Who is that homely femaJs over by the piano? Her Why, that is Mme. Cos-metique, Cos-metique, the famous beauty specialist-Wrong specialist-Wrong Attitude. Let us forgive and forget; if we hold a hurt feeling and adopt a martyr pos, we show we forget that we have forgiven. . ' - i i Expert. "Is Smith a good accountant?" "He's so good that none of the gang he commutes com-mutes with will let him keep score la a pinochle game." Too Tame. "Goln' to the Sunday-school picnic,. Jimmie?" "Nawl I went last year and they didn't have enough ice cream and: lemonade to make a baby sick." A PlaJn Defense. "What has the lawyer to say about this charge against his client of stealing steal-ing a pair of scales?" "He says his client merely made a weigh with them." Prize Drawing. "I hear Jack has fooled us all and? got married." "Yes, he went way down to New Orleans for his bride. I understand he had known her only a very few days." "Sort of a Louisiana lottery for Jack, eh?" |