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Show The Situation. Knlcker What Is the matter? Hocker The cook has divorced us and wants alimony. Harper's Dazar. The Bunco Game. "You enn't fool all the people all the time." "You don't need to; If you can fool half of the people some of the time you can make a good living." Fell. Mrs. Murphy So your son Dinnls fell from his alryoplaue? Sure, Ol thought he was learnln' to fly In a corrlspon-donee corrlspon-donee school. Mrs. Casey He was. but be shtopped short In the middle of a lesson. les-son. Llpplncott. Horrible! "I think the worst pun I ever heard" (De Wolf Hopper Is talking) "was perpetrated In my presence the other day. A bachelor friend of mine has a curious custom of never carrying carry-ing or even posnesslng a watch. I was talking to bim about this, and said: "'How do you know what time It Is In the morning, when you want to get op?' "That's easy,' replied he. 'My neighbors keep chickens. The rooster Is my crow nomtter.' "The Sunday Magazine. |