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Show Might Not Get the Children. A young lady or ten waa diacusslng her future with her mother. "Yes. momtule." she said, "I shall get married and I shall have four children." chil-dren." "That will be nice!" commented tbe mother. "No!" continued the young lady after a minute or two of deep thought "Maybe I won't have four children. I might marry a bachelor!" Saturday Evening Post. Sure Thing. "Do you believe she will love me long?" "Well, I know she won't love you 1 short." i Where the Leak Waa Hoarder (excitedly) There's a rumor ru-mor afloat " Mistress Jennie, turn off the water In room 4! Judge. "One ought, every day at least, to tear a little song, read a good poem, see a fne picture and. It tt were possible, pos-sible, to speak a few reasonable words." Goethe. Tytrrt1e, dMrwlr sot I Walls fears Brfl,ii titer bop. Some people waste a lot of time try-tag try-tag to save It. |