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Show Has His Own Cage Now. "Squabbling and fighting there's another very frequent cause of divorce," di-vorce," said Prof. L. Watts Ingersoll in an address before the Cleveland Antidivorce league. "A man had been haled before a Cleveland magistrate for nonsupport or some such fault. "'But let me see,' the Justice said, 'aren't you the man who was married In a cage of wild, man-eating tigers and leopards?' " 'Yes, your honor, I'm the man,' was the reply. " 'Exciting, wasn't it?' said the Justice.- "Well, your honor," said the man, 'it seemed so then. It wouldn't now!' " Hereditary. The baby had finished his bottle of milk, and the proud mother thought it would be a good time to get him to say "mamma," "papa," and "by by." The baby simply gurgled. "Isn't that perfectly wonderful?" said the mother. "Well," replied the baby's uncle, "it reminds me very much of the way his father talks when he has been busy with a bottle." Those Dear Girls. Hazel Harold tells me all he knows. Aimee Indeed! Isn't the silence dreadfully oppressive at times? A Shining Mark. Hazel Is he as stupid as he looks? Aimee Oh, dear, no. He is the only heir of a millionaire uncle. When all others fail to please Try Denison's Coffee. Lots of city farmers make a specialty special-ty of sowing wild oats. |