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Show Simply Showing Him, "James, what are you doing to Willie?" Wil-lie?" asked the schoolteacher. "He wanted to know if you take ten from fifteen how many would remain. So I took ten of his marbles to show him and now he wants them hack." "Well, why don't you give them tu him, then?" "Coz he'd forget how many is left." Ought to Work. "Alas, I have never been kissed." "That shows lack of enterprise on your part. Your sister haa a fiance, I believe?" "Yes." . "Why don't you meet him occasionally occasion-ally in the dark hall?" Louisville Courier-Journal. A Giveaway. "You seem to have a deep-rooted aversion to wrist watches." "You bet I have. Just suppose th"V should become so fashionable that e had to wear 'em. Every time a fellow I pawned his watch the whole town I would know it." I Her Idea. "What's your idea of a flirt?" he asked. "Oh. every o!her girl." she replied. Fitting Reception. "How do your women audiences take to your candy-making lectures?" "Oh, they just eat 'em up." The only blusterer from which a brave man will take a blow is the wind. There is a tax of 40 guineas in England Eng-land on motor cars of over 60 horse power. When the sun shines lay aside a little of your enthusiasm for a rainy day. |
