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Show "SHE WHO HESITATES IS LOST." nay yes. I want to keep hint on the rack for awhile. ' Miranda lie careful, or you may find yourself on Uie tdielf. Hid His Troubles. "Michael Dolan, an' Is It yourself?" "Yes; sur t Is," "Well, ye know (hot blelherln' spal-IH-en, Widdy CastiKali'a Kccond bus-band bus-band ?" "That I do." "lie bet mo a bub to a pint of whisky whis-ky I couldn't swally an efig without breaklli' the shell uv It." 'An' ye did It?" "I did." Then phwat's nllln' ye?" "It's doon there," laying bis band on the lower part of hla waist coat. "If I Jump about I'll break It, and mo stomach wld the tihell, an' If I kape quiet it'll hatch and I'll have a Shanghai rooster scratchln' me Inside." In-side." A Poetic Prosecutor. John Hums, city prosecutor of St. Paul, waa trying to show Judgo Fine-hout Fine-hout why some young men ought to be fined for tearing pickets off the fence of Mrs. Joe Goeslk. Mr. Uurna said: "I know Mike Thicket tore off that picket, and the lady took offence. " "No ludy Is charged with taking a fence." replied Judge Flnehout, "and, besides, this Is no place for poetry." If You Have Money. That fellow Gotroi Is a multimillionaire. multimil-lionaire. He has more money than brains." "Well, what doe he want with brains?" A woman's Idea of a brave man Is one who isn't afraid to go into a dark closet In which there may be a mousfc Kven a wise man can't tell when a woman's hat Is on straight. When a girl yawns It's up to the young man to get In the home stretch. |