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Show How Pat Proved It. An Irishman was once serving In a regiment In India. Not liking the climate, Pat tried to evolve a trick by which ho could get home. Accordingly he went to the doctor and told him "" Ills" eyesight was " LaiT." Tho " doctor looked at him for a while and then aid: 'ilow can you prove to mo that your eyesight Is bad?" I'at looked n bout the room and at last faid: "Well, doctor, do yo see that nail on the wall?" "Yes," replied the dot-tor. "Well, then." replied Pat, "I can't." Chicago Tribune. |
