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Show Didn't Understand. The Farmer Hev you noticed how purty Hllas Corntassle's daughter Is getting to be? The Parson (somewhat of an artist) art-ist) Why, she's in beautiful as Hebe. The Farmer No; she's a heap sight punier than he is. She gits her beauty from her ma. A Bad Outlook. "No, I can't get up enough courage to ask old Pattersou for his daughter." daugh-ter." "And why not?' "Because I arj a builder of absolutely abso-lutely fireproof buildings and he is a Ure insurance agent" Even Chances. Anxious Old Lady I say, my goon man, is this boat going up or down? Dec khand Well, she's a leaky old tub, mum, so 1 shouldn't wonder if she was going down. Hut theu, again her b'ilers ain't none toe good, eo she might go up. One on the Conductor. Conductor Wb" don't you get np and give this Ua; seat? Fat passenger Huh! iHifs vere you fool yourselluf! She alu't a lady ebe's my vife! No Inducement. "This Is an unusually healthy suburb." sub-urb." declared the real estate man. "Then I guess we won't sign a lease," responded the lady. "My husband hus-band is a doctor, you see." Louisville Louis-ville Courier-Journal. Not Altogether. "I say, doctor, do you see much of your patients nowaday?'' "Well; you ee. I'm a throat specialist. spe-cialist. I e their beads and shoulders shoul-ders only." A New Brand. Tbe Judge The prisoner seems strangely tabilarated. What's he been drinkilif? The pollr-man Why, he says he's been takin' og!n, y'r hoaor. but it's a brand I never heard of. Another New Play. "Really," said Mis Por.ozle to her husband, "we must go and pee' Sot V ern and Marlowe ret wek In "Kep-ertoire." "Kep-ertoire." I've h-ard so muh about that play, and I have never seen it." Kansas City f ar. ' |