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Show Companionship of the pessimist will never improve one's digestion. Drink Denlaon'a Coffee. Always pure and delicious. The more cents her husband has the less sense the average woman has In money matters. YOTJR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL TOD Try Murlno Bye Kemedy for Bed, Weak, Watery Byes and Granulated Byeltds; No Smarting tuBl Bye comfort. Write for Book of the Kye j mail Free. Murine By Kemedy Co., Chicago. Viewpoint. "You shouldn't be dissatisfied. Look at all you have." "Yes, but look at all I haven't." Then They Fought. "Shaking your fist in my face cannot alter my convictions, sir." "But shoving it a little closer might alter your features." Drawing the Line. "Imitation is the sincerest flattery." "Maybe," replied Mr. Cumrox. "But I don't like to have a stenographer copy my mistakes in grammar." Comparisons. "My Income," said the boastful theatrical the-atrical star, "is much larger than that of the president of the United States." "Yes," replied the conservative person. per-son. "But you can't judge by incomes. Jack Johnson's income used to be larger than yours." What Causes Tuberculosis. Dr. John North of Toledo, O., Is working on the theory that tuberculosis tubercu-losis may be due to a lack of lime in the system, as he says that while tubercular germs are everywhere, they only thrive in ripe soil and just what is lacking In persons subject to tubercular tuber-cular trouble gives food for thought. He says that there is less tuberculosis tuber-culosis among people living In arid regions re-gions and plants in such places have more lime in their composition than those growing in humid regions. A Minority Report. A small, meek country negro, who had always lived on one place near Frankfort, Ky. married a big, domineering domi-neering woman, and very soon afterward after-ward moved into town, where the keeper of the local bar met him on the street. "Hello, Gabe," he said, "what made you move to town? I thought you liked country life." "Well, MIstah Franklin," explained Gabe, "I uster lak de country. But rnah wife she didn't lak it and I've done got so now dat when she don't lak a thing I jest natchelly hates it." Saturday Evening Post. |