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Show I) mill s That's a Poke, Son Down the street came the political politi-cal boss and his hand-picked Congressman. Con-gressman. The latter was inclined to vanity and, as they rounded a corner, he remarked with a self-satisfied self-satisfied expression, "Say did you see that good-looking girl smile at me?" "Smile?" shot back the gruff political boss. "Why, the first time I saw you, I laughed out loud!" Tour to Hades? The American visitor was gazing down into the crater of the famous Greek volcano. Finally he commented, "It sure looks like hell!" "Oh," retorted his guide, "you Americans you've been everywhere!" every-where!" Quick Thinking "Dear, didn't I hear the clock strike three when you came in?" "You did. It started to chime eleven, but I stopped it to keep it from awakening you." Angel Identification Scene: The pearly gates. Offstage: "Knock, knock." St. Peter: "Who's there?" Offstage: "It's me." St. Peter: "Come in." Offstage: "Knock, knock." St. Peter: "Who's there," Offstage: "It is I." St. Peter: "Oh, another one of those darn school teachers!" One Good Turn Deserves Better Out of the lead car in the crack-up crack-up stepped a woman driver. A man was already coming forward from the car that had smashed into hers. "Really, I don't understand your carelessness," complained the lady. "I turned the way I signaled I would." "True," nodded the man, "That's what confused me." No Commercial? We came in on a radio train. A radio train? Yeah, it stopped every five minutes min-utes for a station announcement. Saving Gesture How much to carry baggage? Ten Cents the first parcel, then five cents each for each additional parcel. I will carry the first parcel and you take the other. On Cow Tracks? What has happened, conductor? Nothing much we ran over a cow. Was it on the track? No, we chased it into a barn. |