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Show J Can't Fool Him j Billed as the circus' "Human ; Ostrich" because he could swal- low glass, razor blades, bolts and j watches, the great man became suddenly ill, complaining of pains in the stomach. "I swallowed a cow," he wailed, "and it's giving me a terrible stomach ache." , Doctors examined him but could find nothing wrong, so the medicos decided upon a bit of trick surgery.' sur-gery.' They took the sufferer to the operating room, gave him a little ether, led a cow into the room, then woke him up. "You're well again," declared the doctors. "Here's the cow we took out of your stomach." The human ostrich let go with an agonizing scream. "You're a bunch of fakers," he said. "That's a brown cow. The one I swallowed was purple!" |