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Show ACHILLES HEEL I wouldn't mind having the gout; I might have my teefh all pull-out. pull-out. I could lose my right eye, Get. the croup and near die, Or have sinus plague my long snout; I cound suffer through chronic colitis, col-itis, Make art from the dance of St. Vitus, I could scratch with the itch, Or develop a twitch, While nursing a mean Tolsilitis; I'd take shots for Acute Halitosis, Ease into the throes of Thrombosis, Throm-bosis, I could bark off my shins, Walk on needles and pins, But deliver me, Lord, from Neurosis! Neur-osis! H. K. |