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Show flatter Box i l r Suzy, !i little California weather slop-'d slop-'d over on us last week and -,e had a few rains, snows and it came close to freezing, or all I care California can keep its weather wea-ther to itself, I prefer our own. It is getting that time of the year when men are men and chase cha-se the deers, which are what they are always doing only they spell the deer differently. Signs of the forthcoming hunt are seen at all hands with men making a mad scramble for guns ammunition and those other necessary items to go out and sit in the hills with for a few days. The stores and different places of business are taking on the same scarlet appearance with all hands bedecked in red and fairly exuding and oozing with the deer hunt. The cafes have even joined in this year and the waitresses are in red blouses, jeans and cowboy cow-boy boots. The gals in the Gem Cafe were beefing the other day because their jeans didn't fit so well. The truth of the matter is they fit OK, but the gals try to put too much into them. The Wildlife (and let's use the term loosely) Federation is tossing toss-ing its annual deer hunters dance to which practically every able bodied male and female will frisk to and then drag themselves home. Deer hunters dances are even better bet-ter than a closed season, as they do an excellent job in keeping peo pie home, or at least unsteady of aim and bleary of eye. Getting back to the Gem Cafe we find that it was the scene of intense activity the other night when Killer Kirk and Man Mountain Moun-tain Taggart had words and later actions. It seems that Man Mountain Moun-tain Tag went in for a hot beef sandwich to fortifly his 108 lbs. of frame and body. When Killer served serv-ed it Man Mountain accused Killer Kill-er of putting his thumb in the gravy. Said Killer, "my thumb in the gravy' or your face" Them were fighting words to Man Moun tain and he allowed as how Killer could not dunk his face in the : gravy, or at least not as far as will all work out if you are on your toes. Comes Sunday morning and Wanda Beckwith is all ready to go to conference and sing with the Singing Mothers. A last minute trip to the kitchen to put something up in the cupboard which Wanda does, but as she brings her hand down- it accidentally strikes the handle of a pan containing noodle soup. Never before was there such a deluge of noodles and soup in anyone's kitchen. Most of it land ed on Wanda's head, so that she had the noodles festooned about her forehead like bangs, her white blouse was soaked with soup and particles of chicken clung to it like spangles, and her black skirt somewhat the worse for wear.. It took a mighty quick change to get ready again in time for con ference, but she had it by combing comb-ing out the noodles and changing blouses and skirts. Which goes to show that Saturday's Satur-day's dishes should not be left until un-til Sunday, especially .if one intends in-tends to go to conference in the original outfit put on. Toots. xne rrencn ineu potatoes turn xl-ter xl-ter a few hot words the boys squared squ-ared off and were intent upon living liv-ing up to their names. The law was called but they were in a Rook game with a bid of 90 and were not interested in the outcome of the fracas, cause of its' start nor for the body and limbs of the two participants. For the lack of consideration by the law let us state that they went down 40 on their bid and so could have saved that set back had they sauntered up to the scene of the battle. With the law not showing up the boys became discouraged because be-cause they then had nothing to tussle about ,and the original cause cau-se of action. Man Mountain went back to his sandwich and enjoyed it much, even with Killer's thumb in the gravy ( I must hasten to state the Killer has removed - his thumb shortly before they squared off.) And Killer went back to scorching scor-ching steaks and whatever else was wanted by the then hungry onlookers and customers. Man Mountain's faceis unblemished by gravy, even to this date and it looks as though it will stay that way because he says gravy makes his face awfully chappy. I have heard of guys losing their shirts, but that has always been through some other method. But now we find Warren Henderson, Hender-son, of the stake presidency losing los-ing his overcoat at conference. He was left a coat of almost the same color and shape, but Warren has attachment to his original garment gar-ment and asks to have it back. If the winter comes along this year like last year he will need it. And need it bad. So if you have a coat that doesn't quite look your own, it could possibily be Warren's, War-ren's, that is if you acquired that coat at conference. Speaking of conference there is a need for some information as to how to get ready again in a hurry when you have already gotten rea dy once before. It sounds very com plicated stated that way, but it |