Logan Republican | 1916-06-27 | Page 6 | How to Steal a Cow

How to Staal a Cow. Ono of Daniel O'Conncll's clients, who was acquitted upon a technical point of stealing a cow at night, was asked by O'Conncll bow ho managed to steal the fattest cow In the dark. "Why, then. I'll tell your honor the whole secret of that, sir. Whenever your honor goes to steal a cow always go on tho worst night you enn, for If the weather is very bad the chances aro that nobody will be up to see your honor. Tho way you'll always know the fat cattle In the dark Is by this token that tho fat cows always stand In tho most exposed places,' but ths lean ones always go Into the ditch for shelter."