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Show Wooden Leg's Many Abuses. A wootlen leg can play a thousand liarta. It Is a hammer, as well as a club; a cricket bat on occasions, a hod for bricks:' a camp stool, a support sup-port for the diowiilng; a Jury mast for tho ship-wrecked ; a flngstaff for a retired re-tired sailor; a soup ladlo; a conductor's conduc-tor's baton. It may be made hollow and flllod with unoftil commodities, such as gold, ink, pemmlcaii, testinio nlals, whiskey. No man with a woou-en woou-en leg Is ever wholly destitute; ho has his leg. 1-ondon I'uncli. |