| OCR Text |
Show DJd Well to Conceal Identity. A short-sighted sportsman was asked ono morning by n fellow sojourner so-journer In a small hotol on tho shores of Loch Carron, In Scotland, whnt sport ho had had. "Just scon n seal," ho said; "shot at It three times and missed It each time." At dinner, an hour later, ho sat nct to a man with a bandago round his head. "Accl-dont?" "Accl-dont?" ho Inquired. "Accldont'" was tho Indignant losponso; "attempted murder, you menu. I wns lmvlng a bath about an hour ago when iiomo lunatic fired at mo three ttmos from tho shoro and shot part of my oar off." "Wonder who It could havo been," murmured tho sportsman, and changed tho conversation j 4 |
