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Show Roses. There nre rnscn fair In thW nnrlil of enro; A Knrdcn of Joy for ench. Ami the blno-nn nro rctl In tlirlr ?crntcil bed, Low down nltlilti our rcnchl There U Joy nnd lioro Kor the ouls who Rropc! A nuotn fnr every onel Vh tint Mxi the roju Am It Kcntly Mown 'Nciitli tho lilimlu-H of tho aun? There arc thorn's n well. And the uliroml nnd knelt Klfe why tlu we rn-en prlioT Ir the. Klow of morn HruMi nlile the thorn Ami hie.ithe where the rose bed lies! Thero Is much to do And tho cnrs nre few Hwell not upon hurnnn wocsl Hut necept the bIIiib That tho troubles hrlnK And turn to tho glowing rosel rill your lienrt with (low'rs Kor the tryltiK hours, And hope for tho better thlnpsl There Is peitre In thl. And there's chrerl ir bl'ss In the thought tho rosebud brlnmi & 6 & Thrills. A dog Is hotter company than nn over volublo friend. Somo men scorn to think tho lining of tho stomach Is (Ire-water proof. A mere matter of form hns brought mnny n Kir! n theatrical cnR.iROincnt. Tho bogpar on tlio street may once havo had ambitions greater than yours. TjKriK tlMVCrn V ne iMisi J w rVi&ffiQn 4 X wr) TIIK MILKMAN 18 APrnKClATIVEI "Water Is Heaven a greatest gift to man," says n thankful soul. Especially Especial-ly to tho mllk-iunnl A Colorado man wants us to cat mud and llvo longer, Wo'ro long onough now, thank yol After all a man that knows too much Is llttlo moro In demand than tho ono that kno.ws not enough. Tho man that finds a blind pig with his eyes shut can suldom lind tho key-holo key-holo of his residenco with an electric light. Yos, Walter, when visiting thj sea shoro It Is proper Ij wear n surgo suit, but Isn't this Inquiry n llttlo unseasonable? W & Discords. It Is rumored on what Is considered good authority that It Is alleged by tho school directors of Sleepy Hollow that a report Is Lollovcd to bo In circulation cir-culation In Chickasaw county that a man was seen in Kempton tho other day from Argyle, who had received a loiter from Chicago in which It Is thought to hnvo been stated that stories nre told by tho weather man to tho effect that wo may havo nn early Bprlng next spring nnd a red hot sum-mor sum-mor uc.U summer, with cyclono trimmings. trim-mings. It Is suggested that putting fire escapes es-capes on church buildings Is suporllu-oils, suporllu-oils, on tho grounds that a church Is itself a flro escnpo. Tho old song, "Keep In do Middle nb do Koad," should ho revised In tlioso ntitmnoblllous days, A mngnzlno for cranks has been startod In Kngland but foreign post-ago post-ago Is not cxcosslvo. "A new fad Is to havo tho furnltitro of your don upholstcrod with portions of your friends' old gowns," snys nn exchange. "Now, I wonder," says Undo Hy, "how that thero rod nnd green nlnpacker slip of Mnrlnr's would look in the seat of my ch.mnoy-corner rocker, by Jing! Thoy nln't nn tibo Hvln' If yo caln't bo stylish!" Tho man that losos his temper generally gen-erally finds It In tho pollco court. Broatho deop and bewaro of brain fag! Tlfty cents, please. Tho reason Cacsnr was not nlwnys popular was bocauso ho had too much Caul. Pikers. An oxchango goes into spasms over a story to tho offect that a society woman of Now York's "lOO" has been caught wearing a bogus diamond crown. Whnt docs tho oxchungo ox-poet? ox-poet? Isn't this an open season for catching fakirs? Tho )oiing man that can show his prospective father-in-law how ho can savo monoy, generally gets tho girl. Tho sweet forgiveness and chnrlty of woman wns exemplified when Nero was tenderly burled by two nursos who had known him In tho oxqulslto bounty of his early childhood, nnd by Actc, who hail Inspired his youth with a gmiiilno love. It Is of this virtuous purity that mothers aro mado! Don't rail against cold woathor! Ho-member Ho-member how your postago stamps stuck together last summer and bo happy Tho whllo man lovos Jio Indian. Indeod, ho lovos tho very ground on which tho Indian walks |