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Show $! li tN A PAINrUU SITUATION. fl 1, f DIttlnaulohed Traveler Victim of Mia Bfl 11 1 i, take of Dell Boy. Bfl "5 -pi The train on which tlio dtstln- BBJ ' 1. rols'ued citizen wns travollng for tho BBJ '" J purposo of fulfilling a lecture ongagc- BB ;l mont was Inn ami ho arrived nt hla BB is Bj dostina on only nn hour or two boforo PB 5 Ob - tllll(' appointed for tho meeting. PB I fj He wont straight to n hotel and waa i Dftt shown up ,o his room. Bfl - ItH " wnn tlriHl aml ll,,sl'- H H "Boy," ho said, "bring mo a whisk." Bfl ' ItHir - The boy ftent ,o oxccu, ti10 ms- BBJ ' McCB ,lon. al"' a few moments later a com- BBJ 11I mltteo from tho local society under BBJ $ fjB whose auspices ho was to appear BBJ -. ,a called upon him In his room. H l;lj Uo ws conferring with tho commit. Bfl i $ lSS tC0 whon l" ,,oy returnod, hearing BBJ I Itl tray containing a gluss of water and Bjfl i Isi smaller glass with a rod liquid In It BBJ : "Whnt's this?" ho domanded. BBJ ' I9 ""'" I'm whisky you ordered, sir." BB i 2 ill "t Oliln t order any whisky!" ho Bfl I I I W aspod. "I ordered a whisk broom 1" BBJ ii ,Jut every incmbor of tho committee BBJ I representing tho Turkoyvlllo Total Ab- BBJ tlucnce Society will bellovo to his BB 1 v dy,nR dny Umt o distinguished lee- Li i ! urr Got exactly what ho had ordered ( fi f on that occasion. |