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Show REVENGE WAS WELL PLANNED How Disgruntled Employe Got Even for Slights. A firm of London engineers recently had n contract to put a heating plant in a country church. There was a local lo-cal plumber who covotod tho contract. Tho London firm employed tho local plumber on tho job. Whon tho apparatus appa-ratus was completed it did not warm the church. Careful search disclosed a bundle of straw In a vital point. Tho local plumber had had his revenge. re-venge. Tho samo firm set up a com-pleto com-pleto heating apparatus In a big London Lon-don store Theso operations entail, of course, derangements of dally llfo in tho shop. All, it was thought, wero provided for with tips. But when tho 11 ro was lighted tho place was not warmed. A manager nnd a wholo staff of workmen spent a day in Investigation In-vestigation and lato at night a coat was found stuffed into tho crucial tfn-glo. tfn-glo. It belonged to a man who bad been overlooked In tho distribution ot tips. Takes Shot at Chauncey Depew. Rov. William McQlll, a colorod preacher in Georgia, aspires to bo a chaplain In congress, now that Dr. Mlllbum is about to retire. Ho is editor edi-tor of a paper called Hot Shots. Tho Atlanta Journal objects to such prominence prom-inence being given "Hot Shots' Mc-Glll Mc-Glll because tho reverend gentleman wears side whlskors. Saya tho Journal: Jour-nal: "Only one congressional light is allowed the obsolete privilege of wearing wear-ing side whiskers, the Honorable Poach Depew, United States senator from the state of New York. It Is an unwritten but nevertheless recognized law that no man, white or black, shall enter the august precincts of tho national na-tional assemblage with any personal adornmont, natural or artificial, which Bhall In any way tend to subtract from the pulchritude of tho only Chauncey." 8tory of a Top-Hat. A lady who lives In a fashlonablo suburb Is of a saving turn ot mind, and manages to combine her lovo of economy econ-omy with a duo regard for her husband's hus-band's appearance by turning his old top-hats Into waste paper baskets. The other day sbo saw on the hall table a prehistoric hat, venerable with ago. She seized It In triumph, and had Just removed tho brim, covered the body with light blue silk and was llnlshlng It off with a tasteful arrangement ot loce and bows when she was Interrupted Interrupt-ed hy the servant: "PJeaso mum, tho piano tuner snys ho can't And Ills top-hat top-hat nowhorcs; ha left it in tho hall. ho says." Ten minutes later that tuner left the houso with a cap on his head and a sovereign in his pocket. Wasto pnper baskets are now scarco In that house. London Tit-Bits. JJ.IO.tt uavo sjq uojioSjoj .qaarjiio pnq mqsof JS 'j(u9 3OUUU0 i uojBBajojd u su 1JB aupdopu nj untu Sluno.t oio Xjiiattf o) osimojd iuopiiIs jo s i jatriotTAV )nq !3uto qsiaoAOio u s,u 'uopjdo uu oaj8 1 Ptl3 I93J J.uop Xiiuoj utnu iuojU oin paiidoa 'uoay 'OArnJUumTi oqj u pondoj ojna ..iBjnoA" jo puojj jo)Uud aqj sj 'poBti uoq put! 'Jiooj Saoi v puq spiouXoij m&isuiu oqi tncu; ooApv jqSnos oqA nopn8 iTSnoA v o luql 813 jjjo.u eqi 3uliuqns 'snaj ?boj3 oqi uo pSipjD pun joju. AivoAjd poannqo esjna puntu P3 sojnpid sjq ;o ouo jo oduoiJxo oqj j,o3jo; oouo spjouXou unqbOj? iQ tpouXou enqsop J9 |