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Show When Papers Tell The Truth. Not long since a Missouri editor announced an-nounced that for ope issue he would tell the truth, naked and umarnlshcd. Here Is one item taken from the issue: "Married Miss Sylvia Rhodes to James Carnaham last Saturday evening even-ing at tho Baptist parsonage. The bride is an ordinary town girl who doesn'tiknow any more than a rabbit about cooking, and never helped her poor mother three days In her life. She is not a beauty by any means, and has a gait like a fat duck. Tiic groom is a well known loafer, has been living liv-ing off his old home folks all his life, and don't amount to shucks, nohow. They will have a hard life while they live together, and the News hastens to extend absolutely no congratulations congratula-tions for wo don't believe any good can come from such a union." |