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Show A Scotchman's Calamity. Prom Scotland Itself comes tho following fol-lowing story concerning nn enthusiastic enthusias-tic curler who Invariably wore at tho games a cap with coiufortnblo warm ear Haps. Arriving ono dny without this headgear, ho wns greeted by a friend: "Kh, Wullle, mon! whnr's yo'ro nuld lug-warmor?" To which tho other replied lugubriously: I hao na' worn it seenco ma nccldont." "Accident? "Acci-dent? A'm sorry tno hear o't; what wns It then?" "A mon offered mo n dram, an' wit' they dashed (laps I dldna hear him." "Ma conscicnco!" said tho other. London Globe. |