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Show Pleased With Hie Own Wit. H H. M. C. Vedder, vice president ot M the Account, Audit and Assurance M company, took out his watch the other M day and found tbat the mainspring M was broken. He wont into the near- M est Jeweler's, who was a stranger to i him, and was told tbat he would hav i to leave the timepiece for about a H week. jH "I wish you would loan me one to jl carry,' said Mr. Vedder, "for I am lost ssiH without it," VM "Yes," replied the Jeweler, quickly. IH "but It I loaned you one you might igH got lost with It." VM The Jeweler was so pleased with jH his own wit that he loaned his cue- M tomer a good watch. New York ! Times. jH |