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Show TROUDLE8 I You should never hunt for tro-iblo, for you'll find It suro as nails; Don't look for things you do not want to find; If you'ro hnvlng pleasant weather do not think of stormy gajes; Enjoy your Joys and leave your gloom behind. Let your troublos bo as bubbles blow them from you with a puff. And seek to glimpse tho sunshine through the rain; Don't anticipate tomorrow. It will be here soon enough, And you know not what tomorrow may contain. If you'ro working In a single turn nnd doing pretty good, Don't Invito n pretty girl to share your act, For she'll put you in tho back ground and it's always understood That It's pretty girls that keep tho houses packed. If you "double" you'll havo trouble, which Is bound to lead to strife, Or her husband may appear upon the scene, And you mustn't Interfere between n husband nnd U wife, For jou know what happens to tho "go-between!" If you've got n llttlo troublo that you married Just for love, And who carries all her fortuno in her face, You must treat her with discretion with tho soft nnd kidded glove, Or she'll lead you qulto n merry llttlo chase. If nho knows that you ndoro hor, she will play you llko n house, So you'd better keep her guessing now nnd then, Or you'll find somo other loafers will bo sitting 'round tho house. And you'll lmo nil sorts of troublo with tho men. If your husband Is hs husbands go a decent sort of chap, You will have a peck of troublo from tho start. Tor your lady friends will 'Know it alid they'll set a llttlo trap, And you'll havo a lot of troublo with his heart. You must mnko him grow his whiskers, whis-kers, feed him well, mnko him fat, And chow good strong tobacco If ho can. And spend his every dollnr on your dresses and our hat. And you'll havo no further troublo with your man. |