Logan Republican | 1907-03-13 | Page 2 | Astonished the Old Man

H ASTONISHED 7 HE OLD M'N. AHJ Youngster's Language w.io r.'oit Thor AH ouulily Up to D?'.j. HH Tliero Is u certain gentlrr.S'j of HH particularly icllncil Instincts find man- HH ncr In Washington who abhors tliu HHj . Idea tli.it his young gem will become BBJ; generally acquainted with tro Ian- ! guago of tlio street. Tho other after- HBl noon when ho had just finished ad- HBl monlshlng tlio boy that ho shc.td not HBl play polo In tho streets whllo roller HAB skating, he got a shock. Tho young- HBl stor hud been told that sooner or later HBl ho would find himself In tho station HAJ house, when ho suddenly Interrupted. HBM "I'op, did you ever zco n cop run- ! nine after a man?" HBl Tho proud parent replied that ho ABB had noor seen a policeman at full HHl speed after a prospectlvo prisoner, HBl but added that ho believed thero wcro IBM nny number of the forco who wero HBfl good speeders. HBl "Well," continued tho youngster, HBl "tho bicycle cops Is tho boys now- HBl adays. I bclloo tho cops that walks IBM linvo all got the rheumatism, and with HBj cops with bum feet, pop, I will run tho HBj risk of bolng pinched." HBj Tho father gasped at tno "mixture HBj of street" hurled at him, And then re- HBj marked: "I don't think thero Is nny HBj use of you going out Into tho street HBl to skato." Straightway bo Issued or- HBj dcrs, and his young son now skates HBj In tho back yard.